My life REVOLVES around John Mayer. What is he doing, where is he going, what is he saying, wearing, dating, singing, eating...Just about everything. I think we are going to marry one day. I think he truly loves only me and he is only dating these famous girls to make me jealous. Seriously. He is wasting so much time! We could be together RIGHT NOW! Ahhh! I know I am engaged, but I am still here 24/7 hoping he will notice me, tee-hee. I know I have other competition, like there are other girls who are on MSM 24/7, but I think my name will jump out at him and he will try to contact me and tell me how clever my name is! Then I can make him fall in love with me through our correspondances. I just hope that I don't end up like those jaded and frumpy girls on the other side who failed to lure him into their clutches. I guess if I was a failed groupie I'd get depressed and let myself go too! Haha! No, I'll never let myself go like they have. I'll always have my looks and my hope that he will marry me one day! I also hope I can outlast the losers who post here all the time. They've been doing it for years now, so I know they must be getting tired!!! Don't worry, I'll take over where they left off! Some have even followed him around the US, starting in Georgia where he started (like 10 years now, woah baby!) out and they are still hanging around, waiting and hoping for him to fall in love with one of them! Sometimes I wish I had no life like they do, so that I could waste every second following him around the US, making eye contact with him at concerts, trying to get him in bed back stage. Wow, they are like the energizer bunny and they may never give up! Well, they'll have to eventually, beause he will be mine! Mine! All Mine!